Here’s Chrissy Teigen eating spaghetti in her bed on a yacht.

That depends on the towel.

Subtly like bergamot, I hope.

I was one of the people shaking their head in disgust at the way Jezebel made fun of him earlier.

I love this kid in a brain-way and an acting-way and a sexual-way. That’s almost all the ways.

sigh

ISN’T THERE SOME SORT OF RAPE KIT BACKLOG OR SOMETHING?

Well, except isn’t that the point though? That you could say the same thing about alcohol or clothes? Like it’s not that it’s stupid to spend money on those things if you can afford it but wouldn’t you think that a friend of yours who scrimped and saved in other areas of life but only drank Chateau Lafite ‘82 was, you…

I honestly want Warren to stay in the Senate because she has been making a difference. I want her to get the opportunity to make a bigger one and show people what a passionate progressive stateswoman can really do for a cause. Then she can run for president and wipe the floor with everyone.

I see what you did there.

Did they have to make her wear the shirt PLUS actually talk about it? How dumb are audiences? Are people really not going to get the juxtaposition without a character going “I am wearing a feminist shirt and doing very unfeminist things for a living! What a pickle I’m in! I am a very complex…

Look at it.

I can’t unsee this. I hate this motherfucker, and now I have seen his ass. BARF.

Baseball good. Fun all around.

The question isn’t cake vs pie.

So you just carry that around wherever you go? In case a dildo-based argument breaks out?

Wasn’t this an episode of 30 Rock?

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

That is beautiful— I once made a very expensive, 2 layer brownie cake with chopped up snickers in them, a layer of peanut butter frosting in between, and covered the whole thing in fondant that i spray painted with food coloring mist and then created a tiger out of sugar and frosting—- and called it Crouching Tiger…

I’ve used it to jazz up boxed mac and cheese, too.

It is magnificent in Stove Top stuffing, an easy savory application that can be dangerous if you don’t mind your portion.