In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

Yeah, hi. White girl here. And long-time TV addict. I'm enjoying TV right now more than I ever have - and that's saying something - largely because of the renewed diversity on television. I am SICK TO DEATH of the same old tropes and characters we've always seen, and there's a creativity injected into the…

I left the donut shop with a regular maple and came home to a creme filled.

The MRAs are already getting so salty about this.

I disagree with you, is not something that you will hear me say in this comment.

I haven't tried fleek yet, but I'm right twisted on meow meow beenz this morning.

This is pretty low. A cover letter is supposed to help you show the hiring manager what you can bring to a new job, and this woman wants to use skills she's gained in the past to be a victim advocate in the future. This is probably an entry level job for her, or she'd be talkinga bout her criminal justice experience.…

We were just talking about her last night. Everything had butter in her food. Lots of fucking butter. I swear one time on her show she literally said "IF IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT JUST ADD MORE BUTTER. BUTTER FIXES EVERYTHING." She would add extra butter to her butter.

A big part of the issue is simply portion size. There is no reason to eat a burrito the size of a baby's head. This can be said for most chains. Yes, Cheesecake Factory, you too.

"Schools can be fined up to $35,000 for each violation of the Clery Act, a whopping-sounding figure that evidently doesn't do much to motivate them to make an effort to make their reporting more accurately."

Coincidentally, "Jubliant Relief" was also the name of one of the strippers whose cleavage Gronk drank vintage Four Loko out of after the game.

My guess is Montana but the dismissive tone here is pretty off-putting.

I would go so far as to say that thinking Bush blew up the World Trade Center is now only the second least defensible idea Pete Carroll has ever had.

A pantsuit can crush patriots.