Wrong software.

Divorcee here. There is no greater loneliness than married loneliness. Grieve for what you wanted and move on. Make sure your financial health is straight. If you have kids, property you must get an attorney.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

Dolly Parton fills the world with love and joy just by *existing* and on top of that, there’s the music. I feel like if I ever find out anything bad about her, like that she’s actually a virulent racist or a serial killer, that would end my ability to trust other humans.

Dolly Parton is the only truly sane human on the planet so you shut your mouth.

I really didn’t need the peek into Jake from State Farm’s love life.

...Actually kind of proud of this? For me, it’s sort of like I’m 2 and I just shit in the toilet for the first time, and I want everyone to see and be proud of me.

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

She definitely gets a lot of credit for that day.

I later asked her why she did that, and she explained his father, her ex-husband, had been a serial cheater. She knew her ex was a cheater, but she'd stayed for years, and it only led to misery. She said she didn't want me and her granddaughter to endure that. We…

My mom was trying to get back in shape after her 4th kid by walking around the neighborhood. She repeatedly saw the same woman walking at the same time as her and so they eventually started up a conversation and became walking buddies. They both talked about their husband and boyfriend, thinking nothing of them…

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

Head too small for body.

To me it's more like a Gram Parsons suit

Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

Who run Bartertown?

Today Show once did real news with little fluff. I miss Brokaw/Pauley. Best team ever. Bring them back and let them do it the way it used to be. #teambrokawpauley

As usual, I blame Matt Lauer.