I’ve already decided the next time I fly, I’m going braless in a body stocking.

I offered to do that in Salt Lake. They said no :(

Oh yes. And it happens to me. Every. God. Damn. Time. The Underwires, the rings in the back that attached the strap to the bra. I get a pat down every fucking time I fly. I literally walk through in bare feet, yoga pants, a t-shirt, and no jewellery and somehow everytime.... BEEEEP ma’am can you step aside please?

I got a sampler from Le Labo about a year ago, and fell in love with Another 13. Which apparently is only sold in France?

dated for a year, lived together for 2, married for 14 - I filed for divorce in March. Best decision I have ever made. in 2010 he accepted a job out of state and I didn’t come with him b/c I had been recently promoted at my job and there was no way I could get a job up where his was. 5 years later I had become a…

South Park did a whole episode on this. They kept calling it “murder porn.” http://www.hulu.com/watch/542494

Him: I want you to suck on my bacon torpedo.

That was exactly what I thought when I first saw it.