I like how it attacks the tree after the third one.

I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Butler should block his transfer.

That’s on the third base coach. Gave him the green blight.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

In Aussie Rules Football, West Bron could’ve just clubbed Evans into a coma and left him on the pitch while they played around him. And if a West Bron player was able to hit Evans on the fly with a kicked ball from anywhere on the field, they would get 8 1/2 points and they’d all shout, “Whack-Bat!” and seven random…

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

I was wondering whether to post this on Tay, so thanks!

“She believes that if boys don’t meet high physical expectations they’re accused of weakness, while a girl who can’t climb the rope in gym class isn’t pushed to do more, unless she finds a sport to focus on.” 

Probably has to do with South Africa being in the Southern Hemisphere, like how the toilets flush the other way.

I can’t believe that this even made the news back in the day given the contemporaneous ravaging of Bowling Green by repeated terrorist massacres.

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

Birth certificate from little league

Well Actually Guy: “Well, actually, Harden has the Rockets in 3rd place, and” *is beaten to death*

I’m totally chill. I’m not even talking in all-caps.

That not a man, its a chicken boo

To hurt your feelings.