As a diagnosed acrophobe, I can only say this:

Oh. Fuck. No.

It's not the fire—it's the voluntary diving off a perfectly good, structurally sound building for no reason apart from, "won't this be awesome?"

I climb up onto our roof to clean the gutters (perhaps twenty feet off the ground) so my wife doesn't have to,…

Here's Tommy Lawrence in goal against Chelsea two years earlier:

I realize it's not related to soccer, but this was the other goal that came to mind when I saw this. In the sense of that you say "oh my God" about five times and then you finish

Mental illness. (I say this as an especially rabid sports fan of several franchises)

I feel like one of ESPN's biggest flaws (of which there are many) is that all of their SportsCenter people try and fail to emulate Stu. But to blame Scott for that would be like blaming Alice in Chains for all the pud bands that exist because of them.

I have just watched "Crankin' My Hog" five times in a row and tears are streaming down my face.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

This is a pristine example of why Verne Lundquist is so great. He's not over the top, and his "Oh!" "WOW!" ejaculations are completely earnest—because that's what we, the viewers, are yelling too.

Are you originally from Cleveland?

Japanese TV, weather broadcasts, and conspiracies?

Freiman fielded the ball before Kawasaki reached him. But, yeah, Freiman screwed the pooch by not going to 1st after the tag.

Or they're just dicks.

see, it's funny because balls are round and you're an idiot

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You're trolling, right? There's no reason for a fan to touch an athlete during play, unless you know there's a sniper on the roof about to shoot him and you're the only one who can save him.

She went on to set more world records, including the longest backwards walk in history. Each year in spring, she attempts to break her record, but she's of course now in her early 70s and doesn't have the endurance she once did. Still, it's a heartwarming scene. That's why I say, every spring, may April march…

So Dickie V's point is that if you're a Hall of Famer, you can run out in the middle of the floor and cuss the refs with impunity? Thank God Bilas didn't let Vitale get away with that horseshit.