Eat all the dicks, please.

It was great until 1:40 then i pissed myself and forgot my name

Everything is better on drugs, man.

Did not need you for this lesson.

For the life of me, I cannot understand how he is shooting 43% from 3. And he shoots a lot of them. Almost 6 a game. Makes me question everything I ever thought I knew about shooting a basketball.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

I can guarantee you that 30 years from now there will still be “Potvin sucks” chants, even though no one will have any idea who Potvin is or why he sucks.

I was at the game tonight. Definitely heard the chant in the 2nd, not so much in the third. Dude got most of his section going at it.

I’ve always wondered why it matters if the beliefs are held “sincerely.” Like that somehow absolves what still amounts to hateful bigotry.

lol way to lose your job for 26 likes and 8 RTs, dumbass.

“Look, just tell him it’s Bernie...no, not Ernie, Bernie. Look, just get him, my calls have to be 5 minutes or less and people are listening.”

I just realized I made a Tampa Bay joke instead of a Marlins joke. Whatever. Not like anyone knows the difference between the two teams anyway.

Do you want me to have to explain to the ER why I have glass shards stuck through my hand?

You can breed a perfect Pokemon with enough time and effort. You never get a 100% chance for the one you want, but you can increase your odds of getting what you want steadily via breeding until you have a pretty good chance.

Which, honestly, is still kind of lame. But at least you can grind your way towards better…

According to Forbes, the potential buyer is illiquid

1) He’s going to make Tropicana Park the best tuna can. It’s going to be terrific. Simply yuge.

According to Forbes, the potential buyer is illiquid and would thus have to take on more debt than MLB might be comfortable with in order to satisfy the $1.6 billion price tag.

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.