I’m really enjoying your writing Laura. You make a helluva addition to the squad. The best to you.

Exactly.

So he should have thrown it against a car, then.

True but that doesn’t fit into my snarky movie reference. In the film version you can always delete it. And cars always explode when damaged.

Don’t leave us hanging, man. What cereal?

That was honestly the first thing I noticed about this story. I kept thinking, “how the fuck did I miss Broussard going to Fox Sports?”

Coaching one of the worst teams in college basketball is a great way for a state to spend $2.5 million per year.

No, their first mistake was in giving a shit that they met Darrel Revis.

Having a hard fucking time believing that Revis hit anybody.

DEAR PENTHOUSE

Dan Gilbert tried to place a stadium funding proposal on the All Star Ballot, and that STILL got more votes than Dwight Howard

Trump has vowed to look into all these illegals voting.

I’d like to formally congratulate Notre Dame, Georgia Tech, Virginia, and Clemson on their upcoming wins.

This is so fucking NC State. If you’re going to fire his ass but you need him around to roll out the basketballs for practice, wait until after the season to announce it. And if you’re Gottfried, and you’re fired, why the fuck are you gonna work a notice?

the photo of chris christie is credited to frank franklin ii. america have we run out of names it is ok to say yes we can work on this

The bonus here is that those who own Sylvanas or Rag will get enough dust to pick up new a new Legendary that’s still in competitive. So maybe you don’t get to drop a Rag on the board anymore, but you can pick up a Yogg-Saron or Aya Blackpaw instead, while keeping Rag for wild games. 

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

Did those things really happen? I am literally not sure what is real or satire/sarcasm when it comes to this administration anymore.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Never forget.