This is more fight than he’s shown in years, I guess his teams should have recorded him with cellphones instead of paying him tens of millions of dollars.

That’s fucking stupid, the idea that him winning a lottery ticket with his athletic abilities magically means theres no oppression in the United States is quite possibly the worst ATTEMPTED point I’ve seen today. Just like with the actual lottery, the presence of winners shouldn’t confuse you into thinking the playing…

You should have included cheese on the list, I’m 5/5 when I bring sharp cheddar home from Wisconsin.

I’m retty sure the Geneva Convention prohibits that, you gotta wait for Trump to repeal it.

If you bring a pound of cheese in your carryon they’ll check it for explosives! Apparently it’s roughly the same consistency as C4.

The NCAA should locate any NC playoff games on the West Coast, as soon as Duke or the Tarheels lose at midnight in March the entire state would probably riot until this nonsense is fixed.

Left Shark was better.

So the top ten RBs were “only” averaging an 1100 yard season against the Pats? Considering none of the RBs were in the top 3, that’s not incredibly impressive.

Lol, how can you say it’s become a greater city over the last decade when it lost its only NFL team? Lacob is just trying to cheer up the inhabitants of a barren wasteland.

I would agree with you if this was turn based like chess, but the reflexes required make this more like NASCAR and golf.

Mixon was arguably legally justified, but certainly not morally - regardless of gender. If you’re bigger and stronger than someone, you’re expected to show some self restraint if someone smaller is annoying you instead of breaking their face. It’s the same reason why it’s frowned upon to punt a small child that’s…

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Ironically, we all saw a dumpster fire when we looked at your post anyways.

YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT

You can’t get rid of Mississippi, we would lose the ONE THING that Americans agree on; that Mississippi is the worst state!

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought he was about to learn about an obscure sex act. Honestly, I’m kinda surprised that “Obscure Sex Act of the Week” isn’t part of the weekly Funbag yet.

As an attorney, I’m of the opinion that you can tell the quality of a judge merely by reading their footnotes.

Sure, but you also get to start sentences with, “Well, you see, I was listening to Malcolm Gladwell the other day...” *pause to smoke on pipe* “...and he said just the most faaaaascinating thing about...” for the next month in a WASPish voice.

I may be a dude in Illinois, but I’m pretty sure watching that clip got me pregnant.

*Outta the bah