Theory: This press release was drafted and released by a friend of hers that’s pissed about the way she’s been treated and wasn’t cleared through the chain of command first.

War over who gets to sponsor the bill that forgives any Mexican national debt we hold, maybe. The Republican establishment hates him almost as much as the Dems.

That’s probably the only sentence of this article that Charlie can read.

I liked “Roger Goodell is a Swiss Army Knife of Assholery” the best.

It’s hard to see how Bosas popularity would be declining because of his fight against a franchise like the Chargers simply because he’s requesting standard terms of compensation. In reality, the only impact this language would have would be if that clusterfuck didnt evaluate him properly and cut him while he still…

I flew Spirit between DC, Chi and MN a few times and never had a problem - but I also did my research on the fees and factored that into my cost. I would happily fly with them again, saving $80 on a flight is well worth $10 for food and a drink.

I’m surprised/disappointed nobody died from an errant discus.

Did the runners need to keep their mouths closed, or is it safe to get the rainwater in your mouth? I bet they just spat it out and complained that it’s too salty despite all the protein in it.

When I was 17 I was a lifeguard at the local YMCA and had to take ph readings every 3 hours and log them...which makes me wonder how it took them so long to figure out that the ph was off.

You think you have it bad? I apparently walk too fast! I use Fitbit to track my walks and regularly clock in around 60% of my actual walk. The general rule of thumb seems to be that if you’re getting active minutes on Fitbit you won't be getting egg hatching time.

This is the most pro-shark article I’ve ever seen, this fat fuck almost ended the career of Jerry Rice on an illegal hit. Dirty, dirty fucker

The Olympic Committee requires all host cities to sign over rights to the city name and refer to the city only as Nikeville or similar sponsored references. Mere citizens that can prove residency in the host city are granted a waiver from the requirement out of IOC benevolence.

Because Russia is balls deep in a recession and dealing with 8% inflation, so Putin and his cronies are managing the hell out of their nationalism so that Putin doesnt have to rig the upcoming election any more than usual.

Look, it’s not his fault that you’ve gotta be a Silicon Valley mad genius like Lacob to know how to cross synergize your #Disruption and leverage your talent incubator to increase throughput and keep reinventing the industry with strategies like “we should swap out Harrison fucking Barnes for Kevin Durant.”

The trick with Isner is to avoid 3 day matches that end 68-70, he’s undefeated when the tiebreak goes past 120.

I think the leverage is just so low once you get to #8 on your bench that there’s no payoff, especially once the playoffs hit and your stars start logging 35-40 minutes a night.

FiveThirtyEight did something like that! Basically guys like Lebron, Curry and Westbrook should be getting 60-80M/year contracts if there was a salary cap with no max salary, so guys like Conley are getting the max so that teams reach the floor. You seem to be wanting a more detailed analysis that accounts for the…

He actually made an excellent point though; ESPN shouldn’t give him any more raises until he gets better at his job. In fact, they should just stop paying him altogether and discover if it's possible for him to get any worse.

Ok...pretend its a charity for blind kids or something you WOULD build. Whatever it takes for you to answer the question of whether the radiation should have shut it down.

I can’t find any evidence regarding their condition immediately after the accident, but looking at the hall and the carnage next door it would be astonishing if all the turbines were still operational. Heck, I couldn’t find anything describing the turbine hall after the accident (other than the obvious) and was only…