Oh yeah, totally with you on that one. It’d be cool to have an MJ autograph, but way cooler to say “yeah, I met him and got him to sign this chunk of my flesh I tore off and had preserved.” Or a basketball, etc.

I hear you. But my hope would be for that autograph to have a story.

Unequivocally.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

Hey that’s not fair, they worked hard on the criminal record too.

I mean, we don’t know who his dad is, and Jesus didn’t have a dad in the classic sense, so...

The “if you don’t like that” call from the Kings home announcer is really fucking annoying. He did it on Boogie highlight this week as well.

Daaaaaaad!

shouldn’t have been fooling around with that lil ho Sara Lee

The “various issues” mostly being that they suck.

I bet he got dumped by Little Debbie.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

Announcer: “If you don’t like that, you don’t like NBA basketball!”

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

Wrapped in three sweaters, sitting there on the bus in Olean waiting for the game to get over, the driver heard on the radio rumors about the new Ambassador to Canada. Sarah put down her coffee mug, cranked up the engine, snapped on the lights, and eagerly made a dash to the border to get started ambassadoring.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Sounds like quite a St. Bonadventure.

In the East, though, it’s hard to tell the difference between correlation and causation.

Every year, Lebron says a thing and the sports punditry pounces on him for it. And then the Cavaliers start balling and go to the finals again.