Start every inning with a man on second.

“You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.”

Jesus, dude. I was being friendly.

He’s calling you a dum-dum, or at least, with 90% certainty that you’re a dum-dum.

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

Only if that runner either:

Not having the Red Wings and the Blackhawks in the same division is wrong on so many levels.

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

Oh, I don’t know...might be that withholding someone’s allowance for 52 allegations of rape, threatening fellow students with firearms, and actual murder could be seen as hardly a slap on the wrist given the offenses...

I think it’s more outrage at the fact that the only real consequence a campus which covered up 50+ rapes by players in the name of protecting the football team is a small cut of their tv budget.

It’s a pointless PR stunt. If the Big XII really wanted to prove that they actually care, they would just keep Baylor’s money. Baylor will get it once some “investigator” shows that they’ve “made changes” - whatever that means, and the Big XII will be able to claim that they care while still giving Baylor their…

Whoa, that’s meta as fuck, man.

I remember hearing that and Jordan saying how he beat Michael Kidd Gilchrist in a game of one on one. My first thought was: “So basically MKG has two undesirable options: let his boss win and it be known you lost to a 50 year old or beat him and MJ possibly be angry at him.”

Or Kwame Brown #1 overall?

Tim Duncan famously backed Joe Lacob down in the paint and, then being sure to keep his pivot foot firmly planted, gave two strong head fakes, before going up with a two handed lay-up using the glass.

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

Bullshit. Rob Deer knew what a walk was, but he wasn’t a damn pussy. He was going to hit that fuckin’ ball into orbit to show it who’s boss.

I initially read that as “catch STD’s” which was significantly more interesting.

Stadiums are never good deals for cities, but if I was Detroit I’d make exception here if Gilbert pledged to live in the jail.

Word is that the Knicks are strongly considering a Melo for Jail trade.