He really is astonishingly close to Farmer Fran.

i dont understand a single thing ed orgeron is doing.

I was supposed to laugh out loud at the coach’s statement there at the end, right? But shit, visiting a prostitute is basically like stealing a candy bar compared to the other shit that goes on at Baylor. They should have commended him for striving to have CONSENSUAL sex, albeit in an illegal manner. I mean, ‘baby…

“I keep the bushes well trimmed, HENH HENH HENHHHHHHHHHHH.”

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

What can you do, Angel?

Do you think Rondo and Demarcus Cousins reuniting on the Knicks in 2022 will actually be part of this same cycle we’re in now, or will it be a completely distinct cycle that involves Jason Kidd coaching the team to a 27-55 record while also being implicated in low-level securities fraud case?

Um, I think Ashley already posted this blog this morning?

Not sure, but I can tell you who’d lose: the universe.

Not really, but in Ultimate X-Men it dawned on someone that on a planet that’s 3/4 with inhabitants who are 90% water, being able to freeze shit makes you pretty fucking powerful.

He’s essentially an elemental.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

Get back to work, Rom. Those synergies aren’t just going to emerge out of the fucking blue.

He yelled to a crowd of people who all took the day off

If there was even the slightest chance in hell that I could be knighted, I’d be obsessed with making it happen. So I can’t blame him, really. I mean, fuck, when there was a chance that I could be promoted to Associate Director, I sent a number of whiney e-mails about it to my two closest friends.

Unappreciative cunts.

I’m always amazed by what people are willing to put into an email. Until I remember all the shit I’ve put into texts and chat applications. I don’t envy celebs and public figures in the age of hack and release.

Who of us hasn’t begged an author to be let out of the greys? The kinja version of a knighthood. Some with more success that others.

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.