He really is astonishingly close to Farmer Fran.

i dont understand a single thing ed orgeron is doing.

I was supposed to laugh out loud at the coach’s statement there at the end, right? But shit, visiting a prostitute is basically like stealing a candy bar compared to the other shit that goes on at Baylor. They should have commended him for striving to have CONSENSUAL sex, albeit in an illegal manner. I mean, ‘baby…

“I keep the bushes well trimmed, HENH HENH HENHHHHHHHHHHH.”

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Do you think Rondo and Demarcus Cousins reuniting on the Knicks in 2022 will actually be part of this same cycle we’re in now, or will it be a completely distinct cycle that involves Jason Kidd coaching the team to a 27-55 record while also being implicated in low-level securities fraud case?

Um, I think Ashley already posted this blog this morning?

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

Get back to work, Rom. Those synergies aren’t just going to emerge out of the fucking blue.

Sounds like you need to refocus your synergies into a new paradigm shift.

He yelled to a crowd of people who all took the day off

If there was even the slightest chance in hell that I could be knighted, I’d be obsessed with making it happen. So I can’t blame him, really. I mean, fuck, when there was a chance that I could be promoted to Associate Director, I sent a number of whiney e-mails about it to my two closest friends.

Unappreciative cunts.

I’m always amazed by what people are willing to put into an email. Until I remember all the shit I’ve put into texts and chat applications. I don’t envy celebs and public figures in the age of hack and release.

Who of us hasn’t begged an author to be let out of the greys? The kinja version of a knighthood. Some with more success that others.

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

All joking and clever Tweets aside... how the fuck can anyone- with a straight face- say the San Bernardino attack wasn’t covered by the media? It was literally the lead story every day for about two weeks... and then was a story AGAIN with Apple’s refusal to unlock a fucking phone. DONALD TRUMP HAD STRONG OPINIONS OF…

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.