Le’Veon Bell failed to rush for 100 yards six times.
LeSean McCoy failed to rush for 100 yards eight times.
David Johnson failed to rush for 100 yards 12 times.
Jay Ajayi failed to rush for 100 yards 12 times.
Lamar Miller failed to rush for 100 yards 12 times.

12 brazilian? Wow that’s a lot. I thought there were only like 7 billion people in the world. Learned something new today.

....Indonesian colony until 1999...

They have always been at war with Oceania.

It’s true, and Deadspin and the rest of The Sports Media has always had an East Timor-coast bias.

East Timor’s Football Federation somehow has the foresight to falsify birth certificates to improve its national team but still chooses to play in Asia instead of Oceania.

Yes. The other half is New Jersey

Curt would have been able to suss this out, but he was too busy trying to find a $500 Green Dot Mastercard so the guy who emailed him from “the embassy” would release the $45 billion Curt is due from the death of the Nigerian prince who happened to be a Red Sox fan.

To be fair, what’s fighting another straw man to Curt?

A country’s territorial waters extend twelve nautical miles off of its shoreline, and it’s exclusive economic zone (EEZ) extends 200 miles. So, posession of these islands comes with a much larger area with fishing and mineral rights.

REPORTER: What do you have to say to the claims that the Olympic Committee is covertly working under military influence to fulfill political objectives coming from the capital?

As a partially Japanese person I support this pun.

HOT TAKESHIMA

And japan has no fukushimas left to give

Shit’s called Takeshima, not Giveshima.

You could argue the Orioles still dramatically overpaid for a guy who can’t get on base or play the field. Trumbo had a .313 OBP and only a 1.6 WAR (2.8 oWAR dragged down by putrid -2.1 dWAR).

Or, and I’m just thinking out loud here...what if they spent some money to train their police officers to stop harassing people weren’t a threat to anyone? I know it’s a crazy concept, but I think it just might work.

A step in the right direction? He didn’t want to get invited to the mayors house...he wanted to not be harassed by police for walking outside.

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

He also invited Williams to stay at his house