It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

Didn’t Belichick go the other way? He put everyone important on the injury report whether they were really injured or not. Someone got a mosquito bite during practice... ‘lower body injury, questionable.’

The only reason for this stupid rule is so equal information is available to all gamblers and sports books. Yet the Raiders aren’t going to get penalized for knowing for the entire second half of the season that they were moving to Las Vegas. Sad.

Yeah I got Ana in a random heroes match today and it was fun as hell.

Nobody in this world has caused me more emotional distress than Gael Monfils. Being a fan of his is the most masochistic choice I have ever made in my life.

“...the US spent 54% of its discretionary budget on the military.”

There is also the D) people who know it is fake, but a dig against the other party is worth sharing no matter how outlandish. And if some people believe it then good because THEY deserve all shame real and fake.

Agreed. Someone has to do these horrible, unspeakable things.

You have a tough job, Michael. You deserve a raise in pay.

Maybe? I’ve got THC in my system and I can assure you I’m not high.

I’m not saying you can’t care, and I’m not saying that a quick 0-60 time isn’t a wonderful thing. I’m saying the current obsession that we’re seeing right now measuring 0-60 time down to the thousandth is stupid when you can’t easily take an 8-hour road trip in these cars yet. It’s a metric nearly nobody will actually…

One of the crazier things I remember about that Marlon McCree game was that afterwards, Tomlinson threw a tantrum at the press podium in part because the Patriots had mocked the Chargers by doing Merriman’s “Lights out” dance.

They figured out a way to monetize internet trolls, it’s kind of genius really.

Two great Yelp reviews I saw recently:

Well, it must be tough realizing your whole life has been a lie, huh?

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

It’s almost as if the money doesn’t actually trickle down at all!

You missed a fuckity in there I think.

Unless the US undergoes a massive fundamental shift in how economic activity is produced, the economy will most certainly suffer under your scenario. between 2/3 and 3/4 of GDP is consumer spending. When the middle class suffers, consumer spending lags, and drags the economy down with it.

I like how this piece goes from smooth, collected annoyance to fuck it fuck this fuck everyone fuck fuck fuck.