Oh yeah. After their 5-11 season and perpetually threatening to move the team if the city didn’t meet the owner’s ransom demands, I’m sure the bandwagon was really filling up this year...

Except it’s got a shitload of nuclear powered aircraft carriers ready in case anyone tries to take away the Padres.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

Now San Diego has nothing going for it but perfect weather, beaches, and Comic-Con...It’s the Cleveland of the west coast.

problem is that we now realize that Loggins was the real talent. He’s in the same boat as Garfunkel and Andrew Ridgeley.

Just Matip is practically Moting.

They should experiment with this case to see if they can’t figure out a rule that is more fair to all parties involved. Come on, FIFA: make an exception. Just Matip. Just to see how it feels.

On the other side, Memphis Depay hasn’t played for Manchester United for over a month because he’s shit.

He’s always been a jock-sniffer. Look how he tries to hang out with NFL owners, a group that refused to give him membership in their little club (but 25 years later let in Jimmy Fucking Haslam).

Trump probably just wanted to learn how boxers make their hands look so big.

I’m an Aussie who should be rooting for him to succeed, but here’s my take: Kygios is that kid in high school who WANTS to brag about getting a good score without studying. He still thinks it’s cool to be seen to have unfulfilled potential. He plays up his non-dedication as much as JJ Watt plays up his dedication,…

It’s kind of mind-boggling that he’s good enough when he gives a shit that he’s still the 14th seed despite routinely deciding he doesn’t really like playing tennis mid-match. Federer, who’s probably the GOAT, missed a mere 6 months and dropped down to 17.

If this happened after a Cowboys home game Jerry Jones would be getting final approval from the Arlington city council for a new stadium by now.

“So what did you do in Iran?”

welp, this covers my nightmares for at least a week

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

*sad trombone* Oh I’m sorry, “straps”, “boot straps” was the answer we were looking for. The judges say “laces” aren’t specific enough. We hope you enjoy your lovely parting gift.

Fisher sued UT for admission as an undergrad. The most notable UT School of Law case was regarding whether or not they had to let black people attend.

I don’t think Hall of Fame voters, that group of old white traditionalist males, cared the slightest bit that Jim Bunning was a Republican Senator. Curt’s only getting shit on because he spends his retirement repeatedly going out of his way to publicly and gratutiously insult large groups of people. Worst of all, as…

yeah I don’t understand how people talk about shilling like he’d be an automatic inductee if not for his meme addiction. he wasn’t that good