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You honestly couldn’t assess any coach based on one year with this team. The injuries were insane (two potential starting WRs before game one, both inside linebackers by game 4, 18 people on IR before the end of the season), plus they’re generally talent deficient overall.
I don’t know if Kelly is a good coach but I

Karma’s a bitch, and these guys pissed her off the second they fired Tomsula.

“That’s okay, we’d just waste it anyway”

I’m surprised the ref didn’t reverse the call out of sheer shock that he said “please”, “sir”, and “oh my goodness gracious.” I wish we had more mics like this, I wonder if it’s commonplace or if we just always assume they’re cursing

Rarely have I seen someone so incensed yet so respectful

I always wonder, since people don’t really buy batteries anymore (now that everything has rechargeable batteries) do stores in Philly just stock batteries for the purpose of hucking?

“Unless using the following phrase, “That fucking cock-shit Chip Kelly is a bitch asshole” which will result in a coupon for one (1) free small soda at a later date.”

In the last picture you can see him checking his phone to see if he has enough battery left to throw it.

Supposed to throw a cup of piss. Words can be confusing, but they know where you stand when a plastic novelty cup of your hot urine hits them in the back of their head.

They are serious about that two drink minimum.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

But sucking is so fundamental to Rudy, The concept of a Rudy that doesn’t suck doesn’t make any sense.

Yes. But Mike McCarthy is right there.

I hear Rex already had his truck repainted.

Jon Gruden?

I dunno, are they all gonna be pretentious, condescending assholes who address adults as "poor child"? Because frankly, I'd rather have a tub of dip.

Maybe save some of the crunchy bacon to put on top of the bean dip with the cheese rather than mixing it in?

That's a fair question. I've tried it, and I found that the bacon reverted to chewiness inside the bean dip, and that it wound up being distracting and kind of not-pleasant. I really wanted it to stay crunchy in there, but it just didn't.

Why would you not cut up the bacon into pieces and throw it into the dip?