You should never side with Darren, ever.

No, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. The punishment fits because it’s fitting both this crime and all the other incredibly dangerous similar crimes he’s gone out of his way to commit on the field over the past decade. You get one DUI, you get a year in jail. If it’s your sixth one, the judge isn’t going to be…

The Facetime call also unintentionally caught a naked and confused Kyle Long wandering in the background.

If I can make another quick molehield, buddy...

Here’s an idea, lets tackle our one teammate who has the ability to use his hands.

this roster is all gristle, no meat. But there’s one man who thrives in that situation: Jim Tomsula. That guy can make a hearty stew out of anything.

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

Came here to say exactly this. It’s actually kind of...well, exciting isn’t exactly the right word, but super interesting that this kind of case finally involves a victim who doesn’t need the settlement money. Not only are the offers usually low-balled, but they also typically make it so no one has to admit any…

I’m a Giants fan who spent much of January seriously sick before being admitted to the hospital in septic shock (only to be released on SB Sunday and almost die again from that game and halftime show,) and I remembered nearly all of the playoffs... Except the Ford penalty which I blocked out completely until reading…

Thanks Drew. Until now I had blocked the AFC championship game from my memory. Now the dam has burst, and you’ve unlocked a flood of traumatizing childhood memories. *Sobs quietly*

She also waited until the holder had the ball to start running forward. On “real” FG attempts the kicker starts running immediately and gets to the holder at pretty much the same time as the ball. Those extra 3 seconds are an eternity.

That was my take too -- It’s def a great kick but she took a huge run up. It’s step - plant - kick for FG’s, so she’d need to half that run-up. With practice I’m sure she’d be fine but if you gave Robbie Gould 7 steps he’d kick it out of the stadium.

Especially with a 7 step run-up. Lets get her on a step-plant-kick routine and see if shes blasting 55 yard FGs

To be fair, people do win at casinos. Now matter what the odds are people do win but if all 7 billion people on the face of the Earth played this game for a thousand years, they win nothing.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Counterpoint: Kimbrel wasn’t bullied enough as a kid and that’s why he still does that stupid stance before each pitch.

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

yeah, it seriously blows my mind that AB has been using the same exact helmet for the past decade.  i mean im sure there are many differences between bike helmets and football helmets, but you’re supposed to replace your bike helmet after any hit.  i can’t imagine football helmets are so much different that a decade’s…

I know its different at the pro level, but in college, we were allowed to keep our helmet for all 4 years as long as it passed inspection, otherwise, you could swap it out each year or even sooner if you wanted.