The imposing Mormon Church, which only allowed Black people to join as of 1978

Lies! I will fight you for a Charleston Chew. Those things are fucking delicious.

You’re a dumb fucker.

How great would it be to see Saban or Meyer go to Rutgers. You’re such a great coach? Prove it.

When someone makes the personal choice to eat red meat, drink caffeine or use certain shampoos, they’re not invading my personal space or inflicting harm directly on me. When someone smokes or vapes and blows that shit in my face, they do. It’s not rocket science- smoking and vaping are personal choices that you…

Vaping is insanely stupid. We were so close to finishing off cigarette addiction here in the USA and then bam, out comes a new gimmick to keep you smoking. You are truly pathetic if you champion vaping. 

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE YOGURT FACTORY

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I think last night’s game told us more about Baltimore than either of the teams playing.

The fallout from that is actually far easier to deal with. LeBron is “just” a player. He has no “real” control. He wouldn’t be welcome in China, their social media would shit talk him worse that social media here shit talks him, and Nike would be suing him for damages or cutting his endorsement money way way down.…

A photo of a calculator with 80085 in the window.

The swimsuit issue is now just ascii boobs, between pages of motor oil ads. 

Priorities. I think ambition is oversold as a necessity. But if you look at org structures, there’s usually one boss and numerous underlings. I applaud that boss for achieving that role — but I also lament it for what they had to give up. I very, very rarely wish I had my boss’s job, and for that I’ve felt shame for a…

I loved Maverick growing up, but the twist of (SPOILER) James Garner being Mel Gibson’s dad is maybe the most unearned twist in movie history. There is not a single hint throughout the film, and I am convinced they wrote it in at the absolute last second and then filmed the final scene.

“So in this one, Pocahontas goes to earth with Jake Sully to meet the Deputy Secretary of the Resources Development Administration, and then...” 

I should admit that I am a man with normal-sized hands. The bigger screen is easier for me to navigate than it is for a lot of people. It’s still annoying as hell sometimes, though. Most of the time, I still can’t use my iPhone one-handed. Like, if I’m carrying something in my left hand and trying to navigate between…

Does anybody still care about an Avatar sequel?  I only watched the movie once and never felt the need to see it again.

I needed somewhere to play football, and not just lose