Yeah, what’s with the hate on Charleston Chews? Maybe it’s the strawberry ones?

Right?! I mean, wtf. Makes you really appreciate not being on of the 1/7th of the human population born into that skidmark of a country.

We believe that any speech that challenges national sovereignty and social stability is not within the scope of freedom of speech.

Literally no. Everyone is either male or female. There is no third gender.

I’d be curious to see if someone more essential to the NBA brand, say Lebron, tweeted this. Do the Lakers cut him? Does the league force the Lakers hand? No one will shed a tear for Morey, but what would happen in that scenario?

LOL, tulsa field players must have had an informal team meeting and said, “to hell with you keeper, you had your chance.” as they pancaked the one person who had a hope in hell of saving that.

They should walk out over having to serve not great food.

Counterpoint: Siri (and all voice assistants) are useless. 

Writers, teachers, engineers, scholars...

Is that not... a cheesechicken? cheesebreast? It can’t possibly be called a chicken cheesesteak.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if universities are going to pretend that athletes (especially “scholarshipped” athletes) are at the university to learn and earn a degree, then they should have curriculum directly tied to that athlete’s field. I.e. football players should be taking life finance,…

Or, you know, don’t pick a horribly generic name like Jackson. 

Jokes on us, none of the jerks can read this article!

How does this work with other articles on this site https://lifehacker.com/this-is-the-best-time-to-book-flights-in-2019-1831708590 have said its 2-3 weeks out?

Yup yup yup, all those amateur athletes making their way to a dump of a university like Ohio State are willing to look past the sub-par facilities, piss-poor scholarship offer, and bottom-rung coaches and trainers, just to get a shot at that magical moment -- beating Michigan for the 10th year in a row. Who needs…

What a skidmark of a judge and what an absolute turd of a human being. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a sexual predator. 

Thanks Drew. Until now I had blocked the AFC championship game from my memory. Now the dam has burst, and you’ve unlocked a flood of traumatizing childhood memories. *Sobs quietly*

The big thing, to me, was the run-up to the ball. Kickers take 3 steps to the ball and kick, while she took maybe 6-7. If she can kick a 50 yarder from a 3 step run-up, I’d be more optimistic.

The big thing, to me, was the run-up to the ball. Kickers take 3 steps to the ball and kick, while she took maybe 6-7. If she can kick a 50 yarder from a 3 step run-up, I’d be more optimistic.