I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Except that she won the popular vote by a lot, with larger margins already than Nixon and Kennedy had when they won. This election was stolen

We got cocky and blew it. So did Hillary. Even the Democrats are saying that. I voted for her (because duh), but our collective arrogance fucked us over.

I’m still in shock ANY of these assholes are forming a government while we are all looking on helplessly. Obama has literally left the country, Hillary has beamed off the planet and back onto the USS Defiant and even the Pope has no Nice Things(TM) to say anymore. We’re just going to sit around and wring our…

I’m going to keep saying this. Trump is the greatest threat to US Intel there has ever been. He already has access to classified briefings and there is zero guarantee that he hasn’t already been spraying that shit like a broken hydrant across the phone and to his sons etc. This man likely, won’t even know when he’s…

I’m too fucking lazy to not enjoy missionary and I’ll admit it.

I must say, I enjoy missionary. Something about the way I’m made makes it quite advantageous.

Just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

America will. There are vulnerable people here who might not.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

You may want to reconsider posting a picture of minor children who are not yours on a public forum. This is an adorable picture, but not a cool move on your part.

Is it love, or is it toxic radiation? It’s both, but who cares! (Marie & Pierre Curie)

Thank you! Half of a 2 liter soda bottle wrapped in fishnets! Pinned to my head, and then the other hair brushed up and wrapped around the top! LOTS of hairspray. Approx 100000000 bobby pins.

This year we were Scarface, last year Addams Family

Reverse mermaid

Honestly I really like Duck Army but it’s the remixes that I derive true enlightenment from.

How could you forget the greatest vine of all time?

It’s gotta be satisfying to have so many commenters prove your point almost instantaneously. Personally, I think Beyonce is immensely talented. I also think she puts out a a heck of a lot of boring, tuneless, overrated music.

I don’t care for Beyoncé. Is that not allowed? I said nothing about her importance for black Americans. I can certainly take opposing opinions and debate. I can understand how her beauty and perceived power are alluring and even empowering. But, she’s a figurehead. She doesn’t write her own music. She’s gorgeous, has…