So many things. Weirdly, if he had some sort of conversation with his partner, and this was an arrangement they were both cool with, it wouldn’t be that big a fucking deal. Different people want different things. But he leaps right into an accountant’s defense of his boorish behavior, like he’s some sort of blowjob…

i sincerely hope there is a beautiful soul out there servicing her. and that she drives to their abode in the car he bought, buys them liquor with the money he makes and laugh together about how inadequate his bedroom habits are. because this is malarkey of the highest order.

Thank you. The entitlement of all of this shit is just killing me. If women wanted men to choke on their breasts, do you think that shit would fly and it’d become a porn genre? Goddamn. Men regularly won’t even go down on women, let alone actually do something that is humiliating and painful or uncomfortable for them.…

Porn has fucked up the way a whole lot of people approach sex. I was hooking up with a younger guy last year and he kept wanting to try positions that really don’t do anything for sensation... when he wanted to sit on the couch and have me ride him reverse cowgirl style, the penny dropped. Dude was mimicking porn…

You are incorrect. Mahershala Ali was not born into a Muslim family and has talked about his faith. Out of those three men I mentioned, only Aziz has described himself as not religious. To call Muhammad Ali an atheist is laughable if you know anything at all about the man.

I’m just so, so old and so, so tired. Pardon me for going into “Old Man Rants at Cloud” mode here, but I really wish society would stop rewarding assholes and idiots with likes, clicks, money, views, what have you. Logan Paul acts like the worst stereotype of an ugly American in Japan, throwing shit at cops and…

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

If you’re making gagging noises, you’re doing it wrong. That’s strictly for PornHub, performative bullshit.

Never thought of him as Muslim. Always thought of him as a fat guy who thinks he’s not fat because he’s rich.

Or the woman’s.

You think someone like DJ Khaled has any stroke game? Stroke game requires some level of intimacy and a dude who won’t eat the box because he thinks is icky probably fucks like a rabbit and is finished in two to five minutes.

To the man’s house who does...

I always tie a rope to mine before I send it to the other side like the mom when she goes through that portal in “Poltergeist”.

Are you imaging setting it on the mantle like an heirloom family musket?

So they are less likely to get swallowed up by your gaping orifice.

When I was 18, I wrote a paper on Robert Osborne and his role in film preservation. He’s been a hero of mine since around 10 years old when I began watching TCM when I was chronically ill. That saint of a man even sent an autograph picture to my hospital room once. It’ll never be the same without him.

RIP, again, to the ever gentlemanly, beyond knowledgeable classic film lovers Mr. Osborne. Sigh. I believe it was Lucille Ball who encouraged him to pursue film history as a profession.

I was born in 1971 and we were left alone in toy departments all the time. We also got on our bikes and went places without our parents or older kids in tow for hours including the park district pool 3 miles away. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs.

You’re rooting for 130k people to lose their jobs because a teenage mall worker was irresponsible 36 years ago?

I’m in my 30s. I recognize the name - he’s the America’s Most Wanted guy. I knew his son was abducted but didn’t know any of the details until reading the OP just now.