Except I already voted for Hillary by absentee ballot because Trump represents the prospect of a Republican party abandoning their masks.

So, basically like every entertainer ever?

The DNC leaks about trying to scuttle the Bernie Sanders campaign? The Podesta leaks about Hillary receiving debate questions in advance from Donna Brazil? The leaks that indicate a direct link between Clinton profits and their charitable foundation?

They’re both in trouble. But as a progressive, the DNC is a lot more important to me. The Republicans can go die in a fire for all I care, but dysfunction at the DNC is important and it’s been conspicuously ignored for years.

Eh, given the source, I’m inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt. Plus he lives in Yellow Springs, which is essentially the happy hippie town of Southwest Ohio.

You can’t say that here. Leaks about Hillary Clinton cheating during debates and colluding with the DNC are tainted...Trump leaks are sacrosanct.

All this is really making me wish we could just get a do-over on this election with both Trump and Clinton forced to sit out. I feel like a dead horse being beaten with a dead horse... to death. FUCK.

There are reasons Hillary Clinton has incredibly low likability numbers. I voted for her anyway. Trying to get mad at Dave because you’re getting a third-hand recounting of his set is a little premature .

Weiner has a serious case of RBF. I passed him on the street outside my office a few months back and he was scowling so strongly I thought he was about to hit me.

I think that when someone knows for a fact they’re engaging in something sexual with a child that’s not the same as jerking off to the Teen category on pornhub. Even though some of those girls look young, by law they’re 18 and Vivid or whoever produces the porn has the receipts to back that up. Let’s pretend he never…

He should be wearing boots with a heel instead of sneakers.

A year ago I might have agreed but this is beyond someone being self destructive and having online affairs with consenting adults. Now that it’s about sexting with a child, I’m not sure we can assume it’s never gone beyond virtual. The FBI has his computer and there could be evidence on there to contradict that.

Let me see if I understand this. In the Clinton world, if you’re white, politically connected and text photos of your member to 15-year old girls, you get a dude ranch vacay. If you’re black, unemployed, and sell a little weed to pay the rent, you are a super predator and go to lock up?

That’s the nice thing about the modern internet. People play games so you don’t have to! But I won’t push...you know best what does and doesn’t work for you.

Isn’t sexting a child illegal? Why is he on a pony farm instead of in a jail?

I’d punch a kitten to see early 80s Talking Heads. Or Dire Straits. Or Cyndi Lauper. Or Eurythmics .

Oh, it’s a great idea, I just wanted it on record that Beyonce and Jay Z aren’t my jam.

And voter registration in Ohio ended weeks ago, so...

I’m sure they’re lovely people, but that would not be an incentive for me.

“Whatever Americans think about Hillary Clinton, we cannot say that we don’t know her.” I think we’ve hit upon her problem. She’s had 30 years to win us over, and she hasn’t been able to do it.