I’d fuck Indiana Jones, I think that’s distinct from fucking Harrison Ford though. Like, he doesn’t do it for me in anything else but Indiana Jones could get it.

Tomato (ripe off the vine in summer) sandwiches are delicious.

I’m getting a Finn Jones vibe now.

So many questions. .. The main one being ‘How do you maintain the integrity of the bread, when making a ‘soup sandwich’”?

Give me bananas, peanuts, and CHOCOLATE and I will be very happy. Mayonnaise in this context is an abomination.

I actually hate lettuce! It makes me gag, ruins every sandwich, and I find it in like every food I order, even when I explicitly ask for it to not be in my dish. Gross texture, too. Weirdly, I’m not actually a picky eater at all...but just can’t do lettuce!

It’s easy to lie to yourself and think you will. You know, hot girl plus lots of sex plus “you don’t need that condom” equals what the fuck did I get myself into.

I should have gotten a vasectomy at 18 like I originally planned...

Fuck you for making me look this up.

Bananas are perfect.

My Mom and Dad, raised in the Deep South, make banana and mayonnaise sandwiches on plain white bread all the time! Last time my son visited they made him one — don’t know how he’s missed out on eating one all these years — and I can tell you he’s the most adventurous eater I know, and he could not eat it.

I’m so glad to be done with babies. My coworkers are having babies now and I don’t miss it one bit. My husband? Plays with all the babies at soccer games and schools events. Nope. Older kids are so much more fun.

Because of BIG PARENTING’s lie that said having kids really isn’t that bad. You know, “sure parents piss and moan about having kids, but it isn’t really that bad.” But then you have kids and not only is it that bad, it’s WORSE.

Besides the taste and texture, what’s so bad about bananas?

Your post smells of pro-parent propaganda. YUCK.

My dad has no relationship with his sister, I have almost not relationship with my siblings. I honestly see no point in ever procreating at this point

The real answer is biology drives most women to want kids and hormones and self-delusion convince parents to keep parenting the little monsters rather than throw them out of a moving car...I am serious, the number of parents I know who rhapsodize about their nightmare children has me convinced these people are either…

I have a 7-year-old and a 5-year-old and every once in a while my wife will be like “Don’t you miss having a baby?” and my reaction every time is “Are you absolutely out of your mind?” She can have all the babies she wants, but I’m done. I think I would die of sheer despair if we had another baby when our oldest is 8.

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

They’ll break the wine glass and stab you with the stem the second you relax.

Wow, I didn’t know all of this was a thing. TBH my exposure to casinos is limited to what I’ve seen in the Ocean’s 10, 11 whatever number they’re up to now movies. Thanks :)