I was dragged half-way across country by my snowflake niece and her banker boyfriends wedding. It just HAD to be Vegas. It was a “show” alright. I only went to assist my very aging mother. So when you don’t gamble or drink or want to stuff yourself for $100 a plate, there really isn’t anything to do. Saddest 5 days of…

And “alcohol poisoning?” That’s pretty serious. as in life-threatening, passing out, fall into a catatonic state and possibly die in an ER, where you should absolutely be.

Those don’t look much like candles to me :/

yeah peanut butter & Bananas are good.

agree. It has zero flavor. And it’s a hella expensive way to give a dish ‘color’.

I wouldn’t do 51 in a day, but maybe 10! Bring ‘em on.

I slice then freeze them. Almost as good as frozen yogurt.

I like the lede photo better: I’m going with John Voight meets John Leguizamo.

Same here. My parents set a terrible example: sniping and gossiping about their families while we could hear, telling us they were like “THOSE” people. A year before her MIL died, my mother already had her house completely redecorated in her mind.

My sister had her first kid in 1986. No internet then. All the same, she went from a quiet, shy little thing to a roaring rampaging beast within a year. Of course her husband being a dick was likely a factor. But as the younger sister, I always figured the sneaky passive aggressive bane of my early life would emerge…

Same, except straight white female. Child-free forever. And I totally get you.

I live in a capital city. When the House finishes “work” for the day, the members fill the swanky clubs in droves and get mightily wasted. I used to work in said clubs when 21 and 22. Politicians are some of the hardest (secret) drinkers around. So, yeah, by the time their late 50's come around, they have some mental…

At Trump’s victory party he seemed seriously manic, smiling too much, laughing to much, nearly jumping up and down. He is definitely on some meds. Or some of Trump’s best cocaine.

And I could do without the “fun” and “snark” when it comes to politics. There are other *ahem* places for that.

Chaucer’s Wife of Bath’s Tale comes pretty close.

Well, they’ll have to find someone who can carry out public speaking for him as well. Perhaps he’ll be ‘diagnosed’ with a “chronic” (not life-threatening!!) throat problem that renders him incapable of screaming talking at people.

Huh? Are we reading the same comment? How could this offend you? Yesterday you were ripping new assholes right AND left. Get a grip.

No question: It will get Yuuuuuuuge. Bill Clinton Big-Mac-ed his way to near obesity. Hungry egos and such..................

That’s like swallowing poison and expecting your enemy to die. I hope you are using your anger instead of letting it control you.

It is truly offensive, but we have Ms. Bluestone to thank for the “puss-grabbing” connection. THAT was a cheap, low stunt on Jezebel’s part. I refuse to believe that the WP was “celebrating” Trump’s style of sexism.