Someone pissed in his collard greens this morning.

Why are you so angry?

COLLARD GREENS

Normal people?

It’s about $5 in collard greens to feed 10 people. Add maybe $2 worth of bacon to them. Water. Salt. Vinegar. Red Pepper.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

Are we just pretending that a live action movie of this doesn’t already exist, and isn’t one of the most beautiful movies ever made?

I think the thing that they want is the bj, the coffee is just pretext.

Calavera, you say?

Parents of bullies are often asshole bullies themselves who DNGAF about anyone else’s kids.

Stupid people reproduce at alarming rates and are known to be more aggressive. Thoughtful people don’t tend to turn their uterus into a clown car and, when young, are typically the subject of anger from all the stupid children who are pissed off they aren’t getting enough attention at home because of their stupid…

So much this. I grew up in an amazing, loving family, but the sheer misery of all phases of childhood weighed heavily in my lack of desire to have any. My distaste for parental narcissism asside, I just never saw any inherent joy in childhood.

I’m with you. I was bullied extensively and do not want kids, not because I fear them being bullied, but because I think most kids are shitty humans (by virtue of their biological development- not bad parenting) who get a free pass for too long. Also, the world is over populated and climate change is a real threat and…

They won’t. The victim blaming narratives will kick right in. From a bully’s mindset, she just proved just how pathetic she really was by killing herself. Rest assured for many she’ll continue to be a figure of ridicule for years to come.

And no, bullying has not become ‘worse’ lately. The violence my parents and…

I was shocked to see my cousin’s 13 year old daughter brag about being mean to another girl at school for being weird. I admonished her only to have her mother (my cousin) basically say “What? That kid IS weird, so...”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

I think plan B’s success depends on where you live.

Sorry, but I had to do it for your own good.

That sort of thing still exists. Maybe the technology has progressed a lot, but when I tried them in the past, I wasn’t that stoked on them.

Take your time, Kim. Take more time than you think you need.