No make-up and I wear a hat everywhere, every season. Everyone stares at me, children gawk at me then look to their parent as if they just saw a unicorn take a big, stinky brown sh*t. NO ONE wears hats in this town, Ms. Thang.

Celebs? I see teens all over our town who wear more makeup than RuPaul: selfie-ready: for Every Occasion.

Wow. My mom would have teased my hair into a modified beehive and forced me to wear a cone-bra (because I had no titties) like when she was a senior (who did have titties).

Same year. Fake sky background? Btw: I have one of those "authentic" cheekbone "beauty marks" [ok, haven't seen the sun forever -it's faded]. The photog airbrushed over it, like it was SOME KIND OF AWFUL FLAW!!!!!

YOU are why I love the greys (and am perfectly happy there).

More details please. Were you standing in a lake, looking lost? Cause that's weird. Is she The Lady of the Lake? Did you pose in a wet alley or in front of a corner pub with a fag in your hand? (sorry. I was in England the year that band got together: good times :)

That is freak'in poetic J. You shoulda saved that for a better venue, 'cause I may have to steal it ;)

Not gonna dox myself, but we usually sat in front of a fake "cloudy/serene sky" backdrop (or something else) in a stuffy little studio, in a tasteful and conservative outfit. But I had just gotten my braces off - whoo hoo!!!

Haha! You never disappoint, girl!

An "amount" of people? Would that be, like, an 8oz. amount, 16 oz. amount? 2 ton amount of people. Or a number of people?

Yeah. I didn't want to go there. But there it is.

Makes me recall how everyone was snarking Lady Gaga and her "brassy" hair here. It was Not brassy. On another note: I learned to bleach my own black, frizzy (fragile) hair. I have my own technique. I mix bleach w/20 volume, put on gloves, dowse the already-bleached hair in conditioner+water (bleach won't go there),…

I don't keep up with this stuff. Do big celebs frequently or even occasionally serve? Seems like it would be an enormous distraction for everyone concerned. Possibly even an unwanted media event?

Never heard of him, but I DO want him to turn around now. Looks like he's got a college-senior type belly go'in on up front. UPDATE: OK, just googled. He used to date Kloe Kardash? Also got a good look.......aaand Nope! As you were, Mr. French.

Am I the only one who didn't know that Tay had been fondled? Is this new news?...... (convenient new news?)

Good catch. I was too puzzled by Tay's horribly untrimmed hair to notice the shirt. Can't stop looking at that over-bleached, frazzled hair-hem.

I don't know this artist or where he live, but after the first few sentences I knew this had to be Chicago. It took a lot of guts for this young man to do what he did, because he already knew how he would be treated. I could have told him how he would be treated. He knew. I'm glad he walked in there and got footage.

A very long piece for such a personal peeve. I had to check to make sure KB hadn't written it

Yeah pretty likely. Also, lately I've notice just exactly how young'uns "socialize" these day. They stand fairly close together in groups, but they are all looking at their phones. "Phone socializing" would be my second guess.

Hmmm. OK. Hope you're not looking to debate or argue because............I don't DO that here.