My primary worry would be "Oh god! Mold! Mold will grow EVERYWHERE in here!"

Are you SURE it was a hot tub? Maybe it was a fab, high-tech Cauldron (in a Ritzy neighborhood(?) where the owners seem to get everything their wicked hearts desire?)

You mean - like we do most everything else?

Since you've read it, how about a spoiler? Do we ever actually SEE any aliens? Because, if not, I'm getting very weary of the whole, Gravity and The Martian, etc. storielines. Outer space gigs just aren't my thing unless there's some extraterrestrial drama.

Have never seen Incendies, but that title......maybe not. Now I'm imagining these are the undies Katniss Everdeen is wearing under her flaming dress.

Whoa! That was remarkably close. Way to deal with a mishap (applauding you now). My sis immediately bought my niece another one.........And 20 yrs. later she's still pulling in old "favors" to get her daughter scholarships, job, essentially whatever the girl wants. Sadly my sis only laughs AT people. I'll bet your son…

Please pardon me for this.... but hahahahaha! (So sorry but the cat under a starting block was just too good. Condolences for your fatigue, tho:)

Yeah. It kinda irked me that Fu said "I'm feeling a bit weak, but this is not an excuse."It still sounds like this athlete is shaming herself. I wish she had said "There's an earthquake AND a giant tsunami assaulting my uterus, but I kicked ass anyway."

Tell it, girl! It takes 90+ degrees plus humidity, plus a hard run to make me sweat. But when I'm in the pool, that ain't water on my face; it's oily body swamp gushing from my pores. And I can't count the times we've all been thrown out of the pool because someone pinched a butt muffin.

Whoa! Frat boys really are that dumb. An hour north of campus you say? That means they possibly had to spend a whole night in jail. I'll get out the party hats for this:)

I wish I had followed your instincts. That's 2 minutes of my life...... Oh hell, I'll own it: I enjoy watching feature writers getting caught with their pants down (not in a sexual way, tho).

Good point. And for the record, I definitely think he's a phony.

Haha! I remember watching my 4 yr. old niece staring at an empty cone after the scoop and fallen to the ground. I smiled at her mother and said "Your daughter just discovered gravity. Might want to watch those "pie in the sky" fairytales you've been telling her about life."

The writer is "milking" our addiction to shock journalism. The use of lard (rendered pork fat) is largely an urban myth. I seriously hate TMZ, but at least their BS is generally entertaining.

Damn! You're scary. Post more, OK?

Probably because when you're that hammered you don't feel much pain (or worry about the bad outcome of an "accident").

I’m changing the question: How much does Stefani love the publicity she’s getting from this corn-poney phony affair?

Don't mess with your readership that way. It isn't cute.

I won’t argue about the BG. It ain’t easy, and it’s essentially the “string” equivalent of the drum. But I GOTTA have my drumbeat. Actually I could listen to nothing but drums all day (especially drumming that is not basic/typical American Band drum-set drumming). Have you ever listened to Bowie's "Putting Out Fire"?…

Best comment here, imo. Hope someone brings it out of the greys.