Not the only one. Olympians having sex w/each other has literally NEVER crossed my mind. Also - The Link? It goes to an article about GAY Male athletes getting it on. Apparently THAT is fascinating. but the link is a cheap journalistic ploy to make you "buy" a non-story.

Wuuut?! Mugged by frat boys? Like their "pocket change" needed some pocket change? That's f*cking disgusting, and now I hate them 100x more.

VERY cheap motel, honey. For both of you. After reading these commenter's nightmarish stories, I'd be willing to "do it" in a box in an alley rather than be a monumental "sexiling" (awesome word!) dick.

I'm bett'in you're the type who likes to flip the canoe over on purpose? ;)

Seriously. And that "I want to paddle you" photo is NOT subtle.

OK! Buuut, if you're going for insult humor, wouldn't that be "the bass guitarist" of water sports (and my bass guitar playing Guy did not hear me say that).

No thanks. He has the dollar-sign eyes and shameless smile of a car salesman.

There are a great many of us who have better things to do than watch this nonsense. And it mostly IS a bro event; that's why they call it "a game of inches."

Well, I have no qualms. This was very bad timing. I'm surprised he was even allowed to approach her while on camera during her - possibly - once-in-a-lifetime-moment.

That's a possibility. Or given the way he just took over, I'm guessing she's gonna be in "second place" the rest of her life.

Did she say "NO"? Oh god, please let her have said "NO."

WTF?! She has that "stab-you-in-the-eye" look Taylor swift gave Kanye when he grabbed the mic out of her hand.

Not sure what I don't like, but DAMN I freak'in adore a good bagpipe - anywhere, anytime. However, they must be Scottish Pipes.

The worst sex I've ever had was with "writers" so maybe the jokes on them.

The worst sex

Eh, I get that. I’m guessing you’re a Millennial? You guys seem to be able to thrive on any kind of foodstuffs- plus you aren’t old enough to experience constipation on a regular basis. But if it’s going to be cheese and crackers, I’ll bring my own feast in some Tupperware and risk being THAT person at the party.

Eh, that's not orange. It's called Ginger and it's marvelous. I'll take you up on the offer. But if you try to sneak a coughed up hairball in there......... You can run, but you can't hide.

20 years ago. Well, you just ruined my joy. I was cackling to myself “Ah ha! Another Millennial stunt.” My Millennial niece dragged us across the freak’in country so she could get married in Vegas. By the day of the wedding she was so bloated with booze, food and partying that I didn’t recognize her. Oh god, it was a…

#TeamVin here. Dude is the embodiment of cool. Probably not a lot of you have seen Babylon A.D. (also featuring Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon's Michelle Yeoh) Good sci fi. I'll take sassy and sexy over the Scorpion King EVERY day (& night) of the week.

Hmmm. A Wedding................with snacks. Given the scary trends these days, I'm guessing it was either that or if you didn't show up for an actual Dinner, the newlyweds would send you a bill for $200.00 :(