Well this article was a disappointment. I was hoping it involved Chris Christie's fat ego being big enough to be seen from space along with the pyramids and the great wall.

Obviously this was fake. I mean did you SEE those bedrooms?!?

One of the lessons I learned as a kid was never touch anything in the subway.
So, this is a bit of fail right there.

Every country has sent its correspondents, he says, "except the Spanish, God bless them."

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."

Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:…

So let me get this straight... You and your boyfriend live 3000 miles away from each other yet you still take the time to wear matching running outfits? Now that's what I call commitment.

I got your real nightmare Olympic mascots right here.

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

How'd she succeed in figure skating if she never learned to skate backwards?

Russia wants to make sure that there's no confusion over the term "bear"

Just wait until you see how Putin plans to lead in the Russian delegation:

"Well hello there...may I call you Power Top Bear?"

Wow.

The real lies will start with NBC's coverage with Bob Costas saying how wonderful everything is.

You can go find the picture if you want, you sicko.