BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

I don't want to hear no more shit, Yankees!

As a west-coaster, I'm now enjoying my schadenfreude at the plight of the Northeast weather for its schadenfreude of the South's weather, who in turn had schadenfreude for the West Coast's drought

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

In Qatar more than 200 migrant workers have already died building their World Cup Venues. Sochi is an equal joke. Brazil? Fucking hopeless. This is what happens when naive idealistic political correctness runs amok and corrupt shit ass countries are given the green light to steal money and extort any and everyone.…

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.

Good point.

I think *most* cities would be in this boat—at least, most cities who needed to build this much to pull it off. In a sane world, host cities would be chosen based on the infrastructure already intact.

Oh Georgia. You've given us some crazy crap this last week. We thank you for that!

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

Patently untrue, the gateway drug theory is bullshit. As a smoker (medical and recreational) I can tell you that people are that gateway. If you have to go to shady places and interact with shady people to get bud, you're probably going to be exposed to other things just because of the black market. If you take those…

There are also plenty of people who tried the harder stuff and eventually got bored with it, all while maintaining jobs and relationships just like teetotalers manage to do. Just because you try something stronger, it doesn't mean you become addicted to it and turn into a lunatic.

Rubbish. I know plenty of people who smoke who have never done harder stuff. They all hold good jobs and are no burden to anyone.

God knows I hate being "that guy" but "horrorshow" in one word comes from A Clockwork Orange and means "good" or "great" and comes from the Russian word "Khorosho".

Dude.

A rape in Missouri? I don't believe it. SHOW ME.

Kayla's explanation doesn't fit within Greg's narrative.

Tracie. I'm really sorry, but we're going to have to let you go.