Similar to how police officers get sprayed with mace during training so they know how to use it responsibly, Comcast wants its anchors to know what it's like for customers dealing with Comcast so it fucks them with a grizzly bear dick.

I'm still making my way through this piece, but I find this whole situation very interesting for one specific reason. The principal owner of the Vikings is Zygi Wilf, and his family has a foundation called the Wilf Family Foundation. One of the organizations that this foundation has supported heavily in recent years…

Interesting excerpt. Now I'm less angry and more understanding of Aaron Rodger's predicament.

Just talk to this kid:

"Dear goody good religious gooders, your prayers can't do shit, you're saying that, only because it makes you feel better. " - Love, doctors of the world.

People only saw the part of Bieber's tweet that he hit "send" on too early. Through investigative journalism that definitely isn't just photoshop, I've dug this up:

I thought that as one's blood sugar rises from the influx of food, the feeling of hunger abates, and one's appetite wanes. So the food doesn't taste so delicious. Maybe changing foods is our effort to prolong or re-experience the sensation of pleasure we get from those first bites. People who eat slowly and give their…

I completely agree that cis gay men need to stop using the term tranny, but I'm a little more cautious about telling drag queens how they need to refer to themselves. Drag culture has a much longer and deeper history than middle class white transsexual culture. For a very long time, drag and 'female review' shows were…

The fact that she can't laugh at herself tells me everything I need to know about how stuck up she is.

Good joke or bad, I have absolutely no patience for people who can't laugh at themselves. Especially highly paid sports figures who earn millions of dollars for doing — lets be honest — nothing of any real consequence.

I've done some volunteer work in the past with groups that deal with Alcohol dependency. A recurring theme that I have heard are the terrifying stories of people waking up and going to the garage and finding a wrecked car, and not knowing how it happened, or how they drove home. Worse still, waking up in a hospital,…

This should be the dumbest...and the greatest because copcar.

This Canadian police chase is pretty funny

No, I thought the same thing too. The cops showed remarkable restraint here. This could have ended so much worse for her than it did.

Kind of confused how she wasn't instantly shot and killed. Police dream of golden opportunities to shoot people like this.

What would have actually been funny is if Burgandy/Ferrel had waited for her to say something and replied, "That's a great story, now take off your top, Tits McGee!"

I didn't think Anchorman was really that funny, anyway.

/ducks behind couch

Crickets and tumbleweeds.

Authorities should post a message saying that the drugs will be held at the local lost & found in case someone wishes to claim the loss.

Fake. It says "excellent health."