I have Asperger's, and vodka is the best and only cure for me so far.

@8thManOnTheMoon: I love the effects and hollow story in The Social Network. :P

I wonder if he had any inkling that they were going to superimpose a similarly black-suited silhouette in front of all the sex in Eyes Wide Shut.

FLEXiT? Really? That must've come out of the most boring brainstorm ever.

@albertotorresr.1001: Thanks, I actually lol'd at that. :-)

20.5 = what unit of measurement, please?

@rachelgbishop: Lake Erie = sea?

@janson0: Have to: [www.theonion.com]

@Capall: No Photoshoppe lens flare = art.

@whmr: I have a BFA. We were graded. It was lame.

@muppethead: Oh, sorry! I was being facetious in your favor. This guy writes like he's relating a flavorful, profound experience. But his eloquence is so forced it's laughable to think we should feel enlightened.

@CSX321: Ah, that's heartening. Thanks. :-)

Does anyone know how long they can survive from here on?

So, how can claiming 4G not be false advertising?

@Jason Fitzpatrick: I ordered the Homedics Radiance. You're right about the reviews, and I just need a dawn simulator. :-)

@Jason Fitzpatrick: Rad! Thanks for all this info.

I tried designing a wristband for the nano, and my a$$ is

"effects many people" should be "affects"

Sunrise Simulator Model 308 is sold out. Anyone know of another

Refugee protection? To get away from Hong Kong?