@muppethead: Yeah, but you didn't wax prophetic about tasting

Wait, the iPhone girl sees herself as a scantily clad, blond Gina Gershon?

I'm thinking Minority Report is more viable than this as "mouse of the future" material.

Uhhh, wtf?

@Slinkytech: Weird, I have the same reaction; thinking that the new one will be awesome despite actively avoiding the original as a kid.

There really isn't much of an argument here as to why the malicious part "makes no sense."

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@MaWeiTao: That was my first reaction, too.

Is this like how Apple wasn't going to make iPods video-capable?

Are we supposed to think this is a legit video?

Super Marble Roll = Poor Man's Monkey Ball?

I still have yet to experience in-flight wifi, but:

@Martamius: Bennet is a Democrat.

It'd be bonus-cool if it were to sense light/dark so the lasers could explode on buildings. Then toggle it off for playing at night.

Am I a jerk to point out that the "t" should be lowercase in iPod touch? (I'm almost certain it should be, at least.)

@blyan-reloaded: I'm trying to maintain that optimism in general, and perhaps today will help temper the mood.

@blyan-reloaded: I have absolutely no idea what's going to happen regardless of the outcome. I thought this Obama and Super Majority thing would be pretty awesome, but it wasn't.

@Ryan: He wants you to contemplate your wasteful existence.

@RainyDayInterns: I'm sure s/he's sure the scientists are aware of the limitations. But the telephone-game system of reporting these kinds of stories tend to strip the negatives away, leading to "Huge Virus Breakthrough Could Mean a Cure For the Common Cold" headlines.

I'm new to the whole QR-code thing. Is there some reason the image can't be scanned?