Man shut the fuck up

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

Yeah! Fuck Science!

Third eye open, well done.

Word has it that Lou Holtz’s speech has long plagiarized Peter Gammons’ tweets.

I am referring to the tendnacy of SEC teams to schedule schools from FCS Division for at least one game per season.

Hmm, can't argue with that.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Not what I said. Note my careful hedging, which I’m sincere about: “College kids wanting to play sports is great ... [there’s no benefit to] institutionalizing it at anything close to this level”.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Ugh, it's a wall of text and I'm short on time, so just fill us in. Should we be hating him or not?

1995: “This DirecTV service sounds like a fly-by-night operation that simply CAN NOT keep up with Primestar.”

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Of course, but I’m not wrong.

It bears repeating:

Did anyone mention that the next World Cup host is Russia?

Popovich/Duncan 2024

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