The name can't change because of tradition, but he'd be fine with allowing the team to play out of any locality within 50 miles if they offer $1 more than DC.

so it should mean everything to Man U

Angel Di Maria: This is impressive, I am very excited.

I'm kind of loving Jordan Klepper as their new clueless privilege guy. Jason Jones revels in the irony of his privilege, but this guy really does well with the "Wait, my experiences aren't everyone's experiences?" thing.

@DarrenRovell: /cums

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

He is the most effective player in the world. Put him on any team and everybody will play better and he will score 1 or 2 goals every game nearly.

Like my joke please.

I'd say these pastel-like colors are better suited for WASPs.

I dunno. It's pretty accurate to me. I can't find Dwayne Wade anywhere, just like during the Finals.

Chris Anderson has had a lot worse things to try to explain.

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

"I did and it still makes no sense."
-Mike Francesa

He's a right footer... Think about that.

Sorry, the top photo made me think of this.

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.