You are dumb. He’s made some phenomenal passes already this season.

HOF worthy

More skiing, please!

Nah

A++ Smithers reference

I love Bill Walton

Boomer you fucking doofus.

Honestly, how long will it take before you fools realize you're being trolled?

I call.

I just want to know what you do for a living. Do you just sit on a computer, hitting refresh on deadspin all day? Just to be clear I'm not mad about it. You usually have pretty good stuff, I'm just wondering how you can be on deadspin constantly.

Yeah this is the most shocking part to me.

Yeah. Against terrible, terrible teams. What are you missing here?

Knicks fan here but those 6 games were against teams with a combined record of 135-247 sooooo...

Why was Matt Mitrione (playing for the Giants at the time) furious at you for taunting a Jags player? Also, it seems kind of strange that your college buddies refer to you by your deadspin comment section handle...

Poor Al Jefferson. 18-24 for 38 & 19 and nobody will ever remember

I'm not sure what they're going for here. The red splatters seem to bring up thoughts of blood, yet the star side also has splatters. This leads me to believe that it isn't supposed to represent blood, or if it is, they included the blue splatter to get out of any negative reaction to the red.