Elvis got a badge.

Their entire political campaign was based around kicking out those untrustworthy immigrants after all...

This guy has no allegiance to ANYTHING but himself. How do you even sign a contract with NASA without having a security clearance FIRST???

I’m sure Trumpster would oblige because he doesn’t give two runny McDonalds shits about divulging classified info, but hopefully some of these GOP ghouls still legitimately care about national security.

He already has. Why else would Elmo spend $250,000,000 supporting Trump political ads?

Where is the fourth horseman, RFK jr?

A comment above explains that it is not a bonus in the American sense for an Austrian salary, so potentially just a bad translation there. However, there are employee contracts in America that include a pre-determined end of year bonus. I have a guaranteed bonus that can increase with certain metrics, but still have a…

Thanks for this context. It sounds like it isn’t a “bonus” at all, but rather part of the normal compensation. So this is essentially wage theft. 

The word bonus is a bad translation. Salary in austria is split into 14 parts.
12 monthly paychecks + one paycheck for summer holiday and one for christmas. So juli and november you get double the amount you get the other months. None of this is “optional” or a “bonus”, its simlpy how the law works in austria.

First fun story about clearances.

What a bunch of fucking Weirdos they are.

Unfortunately he does have a huge amount of power. All power is based on peoples perception of it’s efficacy. Technically we could just decide the supreme court doesnt matter anymore. If people dont do anything about it, it doesnt matter. Musk has power because he holds the keys to the elections of the people in…

I keep seeing photos like this where Musk looks awkwardly photoshopped into the scene, but apparently they’re all real and he really is just lurking creepily behind people like that.

I have no doubt that Musk will lobby Trump to give him access because he is the President and can do those things...

They should give Muskrat his own special level of security clearance with very particular secrets. When Putin starts talking about America’s new Shiba-class spy satellites, we’ll know exactly how intimate Elmo gets with Daddy Vladdy on his ketamine-fueled phone calls.

Yeah, imagine being in a photo with Trump and Vance and easily appearing to be the most deranged of the three.

I had to see it, so now all of you do too

Countdown to Musk doing something incredibly stupid as part of a tantrum (see, for example, buying Twitter) in 3...2...

What a terrifying picture you led with. Wasn’t expecting something like that when I first open the site. 

Such a tiny ugly face on that giant head with that terrible hair transplant. Oh sorry, I’m talking about Musk, I suppose that could be any of them.