I’m out on the street, that’s where we were supposed to meet.  

Your Waymo will find a way, just give it time

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Sorry, I don’t remember Senna threatening a driver or not trying to make turn then driving off track to stop someone from passing him on a regular basis.

Not saying that Senna didn’t push the limits. However, for the most part he stayed within the limits of the track where Verstappen seemingly doesn’t. Schumi is a…

The FBI theory was that he didn’t survive the jump, not that he never arrived at the ground. Some of the stolen cash began washing up, possibly indicating that something happened, but they never found a body.

The best part of that line in the story is that the “never landed from his jump” hyperlink goes to a story about a skydiving plane that crashed on a Mexican beach.  How that relates to the FBI’s thinking that he “never landed from his jump” is anyone’s guess.  Never change Jalopnik, never change.

Electric door locks and high strength glass make for a hell of a death trap. The battery fire doesn’t have to have lots of flames to kill as the smoke will asphyxiate the occupants and they will be unable to locate the manual releases in a panic. RIP to those involved.

So you witness a CT crash. How much danger are you putting yourself in to go toward it to try and rescue someone given the battery fire issue? Let’s assume it isn’t on fire yet. 

Counterpoint: how stupid do you have to be to continue driving off the edge of a bridge because your GPS told you to

That’s it. Swerve didn’t feel quite right, but I couldn’t stomach thinking about him any more.

“the weave”

Donald Trump has the writing style of the subtitle guy that was sacked from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 

Yep, points off for being able to predict that train of thought. Not nearly enough swerve & gibberish.

What is completely wrong about your Trump statement there is that he is no way able to speak that coherently anymore.

He’ll roll into Defense Design and Production, like Ferdinand Porsche if Ferdinand Porsche was really bad at building things. Can’t wait for the all-electric Tesla MBT that can only run for 3 hours and breaks its traversal gear after 3 shots.

Don’t forget the “Patriot Gold” version, available for a limited time, with a leftover Trump Tourbillon watch embedded in the dash.

With consumer demand dropping fast for the Cybertruck, Elon is going to have massive production capacity and no market. He is going to find a way to make the government buy Teslas as fleet vehicles as a way to “save money” in his role at the Department of Government Efficiency (or whatever they called it). Just look…

I suspect that they will be official car of the Trump Regime so prices will skyrocket, with special editions like “January 6th’ with pre broken windows and Charlottesville with Tiki Torches in the bed. With the penultimate 47 model with flags and eagles and dead immigrants and orange furry seats with a 600% markup 

“which might lead one to wonder if they’ve ever purchased a new vehicle before. Or a used one. Or dealt with money at all.”