But you can take any of them through a car wash and survive.

That’s it. Swerve didn’t feel quite right, but I couldn’t stomach thinking about him any more.

“the weave”

Donald Trump has the writing style of the subtitle guy that was sacked from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 

Yep, points off for being able to predict that train of thought. Not nearly enough swerve & gibberish.

What is completely wrong about your Trump statement there is that he is no way able to speak that coherently anymore.

He’ll roll into Defense Design and Production, like Ferdinand Porsche if Ferdinand Porsche was really bad at building things. Can’t wait for the all-electric Tesla MBT that can only run for 3 hours and breaks its traversal gear after 3 shots.

Don’t forget the “Patriot Gold” version, available for a limited time, with a leftover Trump Tourbillon watch embedded in the dash.

Chicken of the Street™

With consumer demand dropping fast for the Cybertruck, Elon is going to have massive production capacity and no market. He is going to find a way to make the government buy Teslas as fleet vehicles as a way to “save money” in his role at the Department of Government Efficiency (or whatever they called it). Just look…

Truthfully the tuna can is actually a marvel of engineering compared to the Cybertruck. How many tuna cans are out there right now, just quietly performing the task for which they were designed under all sorts of adverse conditions without failure?

That’s a in insult to tuna cans. This is what you throw a used tuna can into when you’re done with it.

I suspect that they will be official car of the Trump Regime so prices will skyrocket, with special editions like “January 6th’ with pre broken windows and Charlottesville with Tiki Torches in the bed. With the penultimate 47 model with flags and eagles and dead immigrants and orange furry seats with a 600% markup 

All the options you gave can be had for significantly less after 1 year lol 

Imagine you have $120k to blow on a car. And instead of buying a Range Rover, X7, Escalade, GLS or QX80 you say “yep, I’ll buy a tuna can on wheels”.

“which might lead one to wonder if they’ve ever purchased a new vehicle before. Or a used one. Or dealt with money at all.”

That’s likely because auto racing is still somewhat of a niche sport to the masses, and the vast majority of drivers lack the charisma to make a late night interview interesting. Not everyone can be Darryl Waltrip.

There is no such thing as a late fee to reopen the gate after the mandated cutoff time, and if there were it certainly would not be paid directly to the gate agent via a cash app! 

Well not reasonable if his story is true he said the gate agent wanted it to her personal account. I agree the military thing isnt a free pass, thats why when I travel either on official business or for personal travel I’m always exceptionally early and do laps between gates unless I’m in uniform then I wont because a…

Given that he recorded the incident, scenario 1 seems unlikely.