The Cavs have been outscored by 13 points in the 22 minutes he’s sat, and by 22 points in the 228 minutes he’s played. On a per-48 basis, that’s losing by 5 when he plays and 28 when he doesn’t.

KIMMEL: “Have you got anything for Jeremy Lin yet?”

No no, my good man, thank you

Scouting reports list Steward Butler as serviceable.

The great Bernie Williams had retired. We will all remember where we were the day we heard the news. The Bern, Big Bernie, Sweet Potato Pie, had finally hung up his cleats.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

Deadspin should Onionize.

I have like 40 replies from people who are saying it is not good satire because it was not outlandish enough for them to immediately recognize it as not real. Those are the true heroes.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

I don't get it. Should his "return to the mean" not be talked about? It was a bummer to watch slow, earthbound LeBron struggle at both ends, and it's now fun to watch world-destroyer LeBron do his thing. That's, like, why there are sports blogs, to talk about and read about exactly that sort of thing.

BREWERS GM: Honestly, it's a great story for this organization. When we found him for the first time, he was just this scrappy little guy - lots of heart, but he could barely fetch a ball - but after we gave him his shots, he really came back to life and became a huge part of the Brewers organization. We can't wait to…

Actually, one game with 4 top teams sounds kinda awesome. Not sure how it would work but guys will be flying around out there!

Foxtrot is a fantastic album, Rob. Watcher of the Skies is easily one of my 10 favorite songs.

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

NBA: This is too sexy

I agree, he's a slam-dunk. But I feel like there was some backlash against him in recent years, and I've seen a few articles suggesting he was very good but not quite as great as we thought.

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.