If I count a million people in a city in 2000 and two million in 2010, did I miscount one time or is "counting" not good methodology?

+1

+1

Felton: I'll shoot! I swear to God, I'll shoot!!!

I like you.

+1

The above joke was told to me by President Obama. I'm close personal friends with President Barack Obama, and he told me that joke. "Put this on Deadspin," he said to me. "You're an approved commenter, I don't want this buried down in the pending comments. This is a good joke. No, I can't post it myself, you idiot,…

More like Don Bear-y.

we suck

You're all right, Jeremy Abbott.

Ice Slippery

+1

More like Sh-"awww, man" "WHY?!?!"te.

Wojnarowski: Hey, guys, I broke another huge story.

+1, this is criminally underappreciated

Yo momma so fat, she thought the World Cup was a new name for her br— wait, no. Uhh, hold on. Yeah. Bra size. Shit.

Muret reports that 4,500 cheesesteaks were sold, at $16 a pop.

+1, and I apologize

Where Do Our Winter Olympians Come From?

A thin, transparent facade that barely conceals the grim skeleton of false promises and dashed hopes?