Brian Cazeneuve: Bruce, dude, you'd better cool it with the criticism. You know what happens to journalists here. You're heading down a slippery slope.

Joint injuries actually are a huge problem. Many players on Denver and Seattle in particular are reporting severe burning of their joints.

• Please sit to use the toilet

Budweiser's doing an ad for the Puppy-Filled Super Bowl? Since when do they shill for Taco Bell?

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Haha, that was great. Here's another hilarious NFL-themed bad lip reading I heard about:

Holy shit, how could a restaurant with a really goddamn fucking fancy French name like "La Cuisine" make a mistake like this?!?!?!?

Putin: Please, you misunderstand me. I said that to protect the athletes! I wouldn't want them to be teased for their way of life, and kids can take anything and make fun of you for it...

Dolphins: Davone, we're trading you to Cleveland.

A-Rod: ::steps on guy's shoes::

what do you do when you don't want to live anymore

Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky will think of the children.

That's odd - Hide the Midget was an annual tradition in my hometown, back in the day. Exactly one dwarf lived in the city. His name was Leeroy, and he ran a bakery. He could make some of the best bread you'd ever tasted, and he'd even give you some sweetrolls for free to take back to the kids. Swell guy. Anyway, on…

Flat Ironed Pube

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Flat Ironed Pube

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This is stupid and I like it.

Yes.

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