Hilarious. +1

too late

the school announced a new prom king.

Did you know Mark Sanchez was also the valedictorian of his class? It's true! He was only trying to pass his classes, but his efforts sailed way high.

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As opposed to me and my fetishes, who have been calling for less nun control.

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Maybe those people complaining about a black asshole interrupting their football game weren't racist after all.

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+1 (this is your 69th +1, what do I win)

Parker ought to ask Mike Vick, who can make a mean hushed puppy.

"If that's not on the Boston coat of arms by the end of the week, someone messed up."

I like this.

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If the Mets want to see the source from which this problem steMs, they need only look in the mirror.

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If child labor is illegal, then why was my e-petition to get Teen Moms off the air totally ignored by President Obama?

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