Haha, the longest golf club is actually my dick, mothafuckas!!1!

Longtime Vikings fans should used to doing a little mourning drinking by Week 14.

"This is an awful hire! That offense is going to be even more Bielemic!"

So, Alan Wake is on sale for the millionth time on Steam, and I'm tempted yet again to get it. Can anyone tell me whether it's worth $7.50?

Charlie Batch is so old that the first thing he thinks of when he hears the phrase "offensive line" is The Birth of a Nation.

Police aren't saying what kind of explosive device it was

Jovan: Why do this?

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Jack off your penis.

This would never happen to a team like the Atlanta Braves, located in a state that, until fairly recently, had a long tradition of proud minority owners.

This coming from a guy who'd do the same thing if someone stole his Wii U.

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orgiastic torrent of Plush

OK, I'm very confused. He's a bigger guy, for sure, but there are plenty of people in any American city his size. I certainly don't think he deserves to be ridiculed for it.

I understand that two people are dead, so I hope it's not in poor taste to say that I want you to rail me mercilessly with your gorgeous boner.

What a terrible Saskatchepun.

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A real fire would probably help the Roughriders, and their WRs in particular. After all, they're playing in Ashcatch&won.