Hmm. I wonder what it's like to have one's face replaced by an abstract fuzzy greenness.

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Bayless: Great to have you on the show, Tim. I see you superglued my lips onto your own lips instead of shoving them up your butthole like I told you, but that's okay.

doing the important work of raising "awareness."

Pictured: Jason Giambi, rolling pin in hand, after tasting his freshly baked powdered sugar pie

"Man, this burrito is not agreeing with me at all. Be right back, gotta go drop off the new Browns president."

Rudi Johnson’s Auctioning Off A Bunch Of His Shit And It’s All Really Cheap

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five minutes earlier

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CIRCLE JERK DUAN

A ROD BENCHED. "I'm one of the legs," said rod

Took me longer than it should have. +1

French handball hasn't been rocked like this since teams realized it was possible to lose in ways other than by forfeit.

For their first date, they ought to go to the shooting range. She looks like she's got that dead-eye aim.

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Heath Bell lmao

"I think so: One time, as a prank, he shoved me in a greased-up trash bag with 'A VAGINA' spraypainted on the side. Does that count?"