It seems the prosecution may have made a few small mistakes, which is unfortunate - this isn't the first time Hoffner has been delighted by a series of little boners.

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Man, Dave Stewart and Lucille. What a crazy couple. I wonder if that's who he named Wendy's after.

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And after the Texans force a lot of fumbles tonight, the attendance won't be the only de-ball-cle. And when a Jets fan's kid starts crying because his team is getting destroyed, his tough-guy dad will yell "STOP CRYING YOU PUSSY, I'M TRYING TO FUCK A WOMAN WHO ISN'T YOUR MOTHER OVER HERE," and it'll be a total…

Oh, sure, when Sheed refers to his basketball as a girl it's "hilarious," but when I go to every sporting goods store in the county and ask for some sort of attachment that will allow me to fuck a basketball, it's always "a brilliant idea, goddamn I wish we sold those."

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Sixteen years later, we try to have fun with it.

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Nice.

The NHL Lockout Negotiations Have Been Kind Of A Joke

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This reminds me of the time I bought a baggie of white powder labeled "Yao Ming," but it turned out to be ground up old bones.

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Perhaps I'm too much of a skeptic, but how can we be sure that people feel strongly about chili? They might just feel strongly about shitting.

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