"So now, if I have to go kill someone on the court, I'll kill someone on the court. If I have to give a hard foul, I'll give a hard foul. If I have to provide meaningless tautologies as answers to questions you guys ask me over and over again because you can't think of anything better to say about a seven foot tall…

Cool. I dunno if you played Diablo 3 at all, but Torchlight 2 kicks the shit out of it.

Dark Souls is awesome. I need to pick it back up; for some reason, I never quite finished. Fez is another recent game I liked a ton but just sort of stopped playing for no good reason.

Torchlight 2!

"Stick to courts!"

"Stick to shorts!"

"Stick to morts!"

"Pick two sports!"

"Stick to ports!"

The caddy hasn't been that excited since he found out, sight unseen, that he'd be caddying for the up-and-coming, surely-smoking-hot LPGA star Keegan Bradley.

The Time Tampa Bay’s Rookies Put On Wigs, Dressed In Bikinis, And Danced In Front Of The Green Monster

Later, Schaub was horrified when Gary Kubiak misspoke and threatened to "chew an ear's scab off."

I always knew you were one of the good ones.

Great piece, Sean. Very funny. Just one thing:

You can if your infinite set is countable and your collection of finite sets is itself infinite!!!

[shit]

Well, a 0-0 draw certainly isn't the worst sister-kissing result. Just ask that guy's dad.

thawt's what they said abuto my drinking, And its BULLSHIT

I'm going to make a conscious effort to comment more, which means the guys who are actually good need to double and redouble their efforts to make up for my horrible shit.

Nice.