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Were you smoking crack when you put those wheels on it?

How cold was it out?

Why is it that we need to go to extreme means to prevent such things from happening? Why not just punish the shit out of the people that are dumb enough to do such things. 99.9% of people kinda just follow rules.

Jeep still denies there's a defect that makes these vehicles unsafe, so I'd like to hear an attorney ask Marchionne what the recall is supposed to do.

Is there any real quality issues between the Austrian built KTMs and the ones built in India?

No. No it's not. Saying it's like a women's version of Chappelle Show is an insult to Chappelle.

The WK SRT8 is so much better looking than the WK2 SRT8. The WK2 in normal trim is better looking than the WK in normal trim.

Whatever car company can make a new version of one of these (an actual small truck), gets my money.

Legs are just solid steel. One use and the powdercoat would be off of them an the thing would rust in no time. The way it lists that the grates are stainless steel seems as if they are intentionally trying to deceive you into thinking the entire thing is. Also doesn't come with any way to mount it.

Looks like a ratchet strap just goes around the circumference of the wheel, holding the grate legs tight. If you get it tight enough, I wouldn't see it as much of an issue.

I guess future either means painting a racecar in a dark color and covering the headlights, or adding a ridiculous amount of weird gizmos that appear to have no real use.

If I sat my mom in the Escalade and then in a Suburban, would she be able to tell where the extra money went?

That's a weird looking E-class... oh, it's an S-class... damn, I mean C-class.

Since when does Carhartt have anything to do with brotrucks?

I was thinking about this the other day, then I had the thought that Carhartt material seats would be pretty awesome.

Frequent strikes in South Africa have made it difficult to operate as an automaker in that country, at least according to Ford's president of business there.

And with that, our conversation was over. I would spend the rest of the day walking around Manhattan, eating an excellent meat and potatoes dinner (Wendy's Baconator with a "Biggie Size" fries), and staying in an exquisite Midtown Manhattan hotel where my room was approximately the same size as a staple remover.

Still. $3,200 is incredibly cheap.

$3200 for a full repaint? That seems incredibly cheap.

Her jokes consists of a mild twist on what can be boiled down to "I'm a slut." Really, that's it. All she talks about is having slept with this guy, wanting to sleep with that guy...