My ex MiL decided that our low-key wedding just "wouldn't do." She went as far as to print her own set of invitations to the wedding and send them to people we didn't invite...about 50 of them. She went to the florist behind our backs and changed the types and colors of the flowers (which we discovered by accident…

My mother. Who took the opportunity during her toast to give my bride my bronzed baby shoes, saying "This is all I have left to give to you of my Gregory. The rest you've already taken for yourself"

My MIL for sure.

This is a very minor story but I never have any reason to share and this seems like an opportunity so here goes:

I got an earful for wearing a veil made of antique lace that wasn't completely white. Apparently, it was advertising my "fallen woman" status. As if anyone thought I was a virgin.

Who screwed up my wedding? Writer/Director David Mamet (young folks may know him as Zosia Mamet's father). He was filming a movie in my hometown the day of our wedding.

Oooh, boy I hope no one does. Though I have a feeling I'm going to get an earful at the reception for not wearing a veil, not having a religious ceremony, not wearing white shoes, and probably the lack of hard liquor at the afternoon wedding. Maybe I'll get lucky and granny just won't show up.

She has a future in this, I feel like she needs a variety show, stat!

OMG THIS IS SO GOOD

I'm skinny as hell. Just look at all this skin - it wobbles when I wave...

"a tailored pant"

Oh my god.

Holy kamoley Laura Dern wins. The end.

Demonstrating the proper way to do a Statement Jewelry piece.

JFC when Adam Levine talks I want to bash my head into a wall.

Wow, rock it Patricia Arquette!!!

Orange was my favorite color, because no one else ever picked it and I was afraid it felt left out. I was also extremely concerned about the feelings of my toys.

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

Every time I've been reminded of his death today it just feels like a punch in the gut. The outpouring of love from so many of his fellow comedians and writers just goes to show the kind of guy he was. He wrote some of my absolute favorite episodes of Parks & Rec, and I'm sad to think of all the things he would have…

genuinely so sad about harris wittels. i had no idea he was an addict and had gone to rehab twice. i know he was "the drug guy" but didn't think he had a problem. i remember in a podcast he said something about how he regrets doing so much ecstasy because he thought he'd be a much happier person. it was a comedy…